ultimate sign of trust is me handing you my laptop or phone without hesitation
for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
Steve Scott, on Tumblr
for someone this ugly i sure do look in the mirror a lot
if you ever get really embarrassed just remember that mitt romney prepared a victory speech and launched his official presidential website before the election was over and that motherfucker lost and now he’s fallen off the face of the earth out of shame
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead
I can’t even put into words how turned on I am by Kim in this video. WHY.
WHAT IS THIS ARE THEY BIG NOW OH MY GAWD IM GONNA PUKE
I wiiiiiish
Whoa, Tumblr…are we breaking up right now? Whoa.
