ultimate sign of trust is me handing you my laptop or phone without hesitation

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

sosuperawesome:

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fuckisonyobiscuit:

for someone this ugly i sure do look in the mirror a lot

littlemixbutts:

if you ever get really embarrassed just remember that mitt romney prepared a victory speech and launched his official presidential website before the election was over and that motherfucker lost and now he’s fallen off the face of the earth out of shame

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you  hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead

I can’t even put into words how turned on I am by Kim in this video. WHY. 

WHAT IS THIS ARE THEY BIG NOW OH MY GAWD IM GONNA PUKE

WHAT IS THIS ARE THEY BIG NOW OH MY GAWD IM GONNA PUKE